ORBzine Articles & Interviews May 2002
I wonder what's wrong with him
This is the transcript of a genuine conversation that the ORBzine editor had with a non-Star Wars fan. As Yoda would say, Disturbing this information is! Speculator: Are you looking forward to the new Star Wars film? Non-Star Wars Fan: I suppose so. I wonder what's wrong with him. Speculator: What do you mean? Non-Star Wars Fan: There's supposed to be something wrong with him, he starts to turn evvil or something. Speculator: Are you joking? Non-Star Wars Fan: No. Why are you looking at me like that? Speculator: You mean you don't know about Anakin Skywalker? Non-Star Wars Fan: Skywalker? You mean Luke Skywalker? Speculator: No, Anakin. Luke's Father. Non-Star Wars Fan: So Luke's father is evil? Is that it? Speculator: You mean you seriously don't know? Non-Star Wars Fan: Know what? Speculator: I don't want to spoil it for you. Non-Star Wars Fan: Oh, go ahead and tell me. Speculator: Very well, then. In the immortal words of Homer J. Simpson, Who'd have thought that Darth Vader is really Luke Skywalker's father!
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