ORBzine - 2002.05 Celebrity Articles & Interviews

ORBzine Articles & Interviews May 2002

I wonder what's wrong with him

This is the transcript of a genuine conversation that the ORBzine editor had with a non-Star Wars fan. As Yoda would say, Disturbing this information is!

Speculator: Are you looking forward to the new Star Wars film?

Non-Star Wars Fan: I suppose so. I wonder what's wrong with him.

Speculator: What do you mean?

Non-Star Wars Fan: There's supposed to be something wrong with him, he starts to turn evvil or something.

Speculator: Are you joking?

Non-Star Wars Fan: No. Why are you looking at me like that?

Speculator: You mean you don't know about Anakin Skywalker?

Non-Star Wars Fan: Skywalker? You mean Luke Skywalker?

Speculator: No, Anakin. Luke's Father.

Non-Star Wars Fan: So Luke's father is evil? Is that it?

Speculator: You mean you seriously don't know?

Non-Star Wars Fan: Know what?

Speculator: I don't want to spoil it for you.

Non-Star Wars Fan: Oh, go ahead and tell me.

Speculator: Very well, then.

In the immortal words of Homer J. Simpson, Who'd have thought that Darth Vader is really Luke Skywalker's father!

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