ORBzine - 1999.02 Editorial:

"Idle Speculations" - from the Editor's desk

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Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc
Subject: Re: Red Dwarf TPM trailer
From: specultr@infoshop.u-net.com (Speculator)
Date: Mon, 15 Feb 1999 23:41:47 GMT

"Tezza" did you consider the great
discounts at the ORB while you wrote:
>Hi, can anyone in the UK tell me how the Red Dwarf VIII trailer
>goes?  I've heard it's a spoof of the "Every generation.....
>etc." theme.

>Cheers!
>Tezza

[title card] "Every Generation has its idiot."

Shot of Arnold J. "Ace" Rimmer returning to mining vessel "Red Dwarf"
- the fancy CGI one, not the real [plastic] one.

[title card] "Every journey starts with a row about the directions"

CAT             "Switch to Brown Alert."
KRYTEN  "We don't HAVE a Brown Alert."
CAT             "You won't be saying that in a couple of minutes"

[title card] "Some things were never meant to make sense."

HOLLY           "May the Farce be with you."


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Okay, this was in the second trailer, shown 9.30 PM on Monday 15th
Feb, but some people might not want to know just yet.

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Apparently when the nanites reassembled Red Dwarf at the end of the
last season, they reassembled the crew too!

Captain Hollister has the 5 Dwarfies [including Rimmer - who's been
sent back to them for some reason] sent to space prison.

Chloe Annett is still there [hmm], BUT the REAL Holly is back to stay!

Lose one dippy actress, gain another. Ah well.

At least the boys are back in town! I mean, they managed without
Norman Lovett - sort of - but when Chris Barrie left, they were
shafted.

AND - if Barrie's back, it's because the writers agreed to his
insistence that Rimmer be given character development!

mtfbwy,

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