Stark's experiences as a hostage, combined with an encounter with liberal journalist Leslie Bibb , convince him to give up his arms-manufacturing ways. Creepy-looking business partner Obadiah [Jeff Bridges - ] tries to convince him that this is a mistake - after all, closing his factories would put a hundred thousand workers out of a job!
Stark then ignores his friends USAF officer Terence Howard (Big Mama's House) and sidekick Pepper Potts ( Gwyneth Paltrow ), and spends his spare time perfecting the ultimate weapon, an armoured suit. The CGI version of the mechanics is reminiscent of the Transformers robots, but then they were designed by the same company so it is hardly surprising.
Naturally Stark still has to fight the villains. It is all a bit predictable. Since he is too much for a bunch of men with rifles to take on, it is convenient for the story that a similarly-armoured opponent comes along.
If you wait past the extended credits, there is a final scene that makes it all worthwhile!
Bruce Banner (Ed Norton - Fight Club ) is living incognito in South America. General Thunderbolt Ross (William Hurt - ) sends in a snatch team led by psychotic Royal Marine Tim Roth ( Rosenkrantz and Gilderstern Are Dead ) ...
The military guys certainly do not expect what they run into when the Hulk makes its first appearance. It is bigger, meaner and scarier than in the previous film!
Bruce ends up returning to the USA, where he needs help from Betty ( Liv Tyler ). There may be a cure for the Gamma Poisoning that causes his transformations - but can he get cured before the US Military can dissect him?
Despite the incredibly brutal violence, this film is only a PG-13. This leads to a somewhat distracting problem - even in the heat of combat, nobody actually swears!
The climax, predictably enough, allows our hero to show off his talents against another monster. And like Iron Man , there is a final scene that implies something greater may be in the offing.
Thor crashlands in New Mexico, where he befriends scientists Natalie Portman, Kat Dennings and Stellan Saarsgard ( Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest ). However, the MIB Agency of S.H.I.E.L.D. takes an interest. Agent Coulson and Hawkeye the Archer (Jeremy Renner - Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol ) turn up the heat on our hero.
British Rent-a-villain Richard Armitage ( Robin Hood ) has some great scenes
Will the villains unleash an army with a thousand speeder-bikes into Manhattan? Is the army controlled the same way the Trade Federation's was in Phantom Menace - by a single control ship? At least the villains in Independence Day could still try to fight back after their control centre was taken out.
This is the best blockbuster movie of 2012 so far, as good as the best bits of the previous four films put together. If not better. It certainly beats the other Marvel Universe superhero team movies ( X-Men, Fantastic Four ). Despite having three empowered female characters, and a Girl-Power writer-director ( Joss Whedon ), this actually fails the infamous Bechdel test. That said, the test is not a guarantee of quality.
Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jnr - Tropic Thunder ) spends more time out of the Iron Man suit than in it. But at least his best buddy (Don Cheadle) gets something to do. The story turns into a mixed-race buddy-cop effort, with the explosive climax aboard a freighter in dock.
As the plot thickens, Stark takes on a Bin Laden-like warlord, The Mandarin (Ben Kingsley - The Sound of Thunder ).
Finally, Pepper Potts ( Gwyneth Paltrow ) actually gets to do something!
Two years after the events of the first film, the human scientists ( Natalie Portman, Kat Dennings ) have relocated from New Mexico to London. They have had no luck detecting anything alien - until The Convergence happens. This is a planetary alignment.
Nick Fury (Samuel L Jackson - Deep Blue Sea ) suspects a conspiracy is at work. And when someone tries to have him killed, Cap takes over the investigation. The tiny band of surviving heroes must team up and overcome the Military Industrial complex. Just like in the recent GI Joe: Retaliation Movie, but with CGI super-soldiers instead of CGI Ninjas. Same difference, really.
This all takes place over about three days (of the Condor - sorry, couldn't resist) - so our heroes have no time to call in the other Avengers. After all, the events of Iron Man 3 and Thor 2 mean that the others have lives of their own to lead in other cities. However, this means that a lot of supporting characters have a chance to shine instead. Cap's neighbour Sarah ( Emily Van Camp ) comes in useful. Maria Hill ( Cobie Smulders ) actually has something to do as well. Even Danny Pudi (Abed from Community) pops up as a SHIELD desk-jockey.
SHIELD is presented as the mainstay of the US Military-Industrial Complex, but the International board of managers includes Jenny Agutter (English) and the villain from Lost (Australian). So is it the equivalent of the USMC, all of NATO or the United Nations Invasion Task-force?
Worse, there is a Megalomaniac super-villain named Ronan on the loose. Lee Pace (the villainous Elf-Lord in The Hobbit ) has beefed up to look like something out of 300 , and is backed Thanos (Josh Brolin – Deadpool 2 ). Yes, the arch-villain who used Loki as his proxy in Avengers Assemble is back to his old tricks, using intermediaries to invade other worlds. Thanos lends Ronan a pair of gorgeous female assassins – the blue-skinned Karen Gillen and the green-skinned Zoe Saldana .
The result is possibly the finest of the Marvel Avengers universe movies so far. It works on every level - great action and great comedy.
The Avengers’ goal is Loki’s staff, which contains one of the four magic stones. Thor wants to take it back to Asgard, to give it to Odin ... which would create more problems than it solved. Worse, Tony Stark gets his hands on it first. Yes, since Stark privatised global security after SHIELD fell, he pays for the Avengers … but they follow his agenda (such as destroying his political enemies in HYDRA). In Iron Man 2 the villains used robotic drones to fight Stark, while in Iron Man 3 he had modified his suit into an army of drone pieces. Now he decides to take it a step further, using Loki’s evil magic-stick to create a super-AI that will protect the world with drones. Has he learned nothing from SHIELD’s folly in attempting world domination in the name of good?
Naturally, Stark’s A.I. (Ultron, voiced by James Spader - Wolf ) goes rogue. This makes Tony Stark the biggest super-villain in history, since everything bad seems to be directly or indirectly his fault. A pair of former HYDRA minions (Scarlet Witch Elizabeth Olsen and Quicksilver Aaron Taylor-Johnson) also want revenge on Stark, teaming up with Ultron to help him get what he wants.
After the climactic global invasion of the first film, if anything this is a let-down. In part it is an origin story for the Avengers B-team, introducing new characters and bringing the two African-American sidekicks into the mainstream. While it is nice to see locations outside the USA for a change (the Hulk rampages through a city in South Africa, while the others have a chase scene in a South Korea city) there is nothing that we have not seen before. There is a lot of spectacle, but not much originality.
Even the relationships between the Avengers have changed. Black Widow ( Scarlett Johanson ) used to be close to Hawkeye (Jeremy Renner - Bourne Legacy ) - but now he has a new love interest ( Linda Cardinelli ) and she is flirting with Bruce Banner (Mark Ruffalo - 13 Going On 30 ). Nick Fury (Samuel L Jackson - Snakes on a Plane ) is still pretending to be dead, even though HYDRA has been destroyed so there is no reason for him to hide.
In the modern day, the world’s best burglar (Paul Rudd – Role Models ) gets released from prison. Unfortunately he does not have a parole officer to find him a job. He gets a minimum-wage customer-service job at Baskin and Robbins (yes, there is a lot of product placement in movies these days) but ends up having to resort to crime again.
Meanwhile, Douglas’ protégé (Corry Stoll – The Strain ) has decided to do what Stark could not do – duplicate the shrinking formula. The guy is clearly a supervillain, and an obsessed one at that. He has already built a flying battle-suit, something that was the holy grail of the new MCU arms race in Iron Man 2 . We also see there are effective counter-measures to an attack by a shrinking man, So he would be better off forgetting about the formula and just mass-producing the battle-suit instead.
The burglar gets recruited to be the new Ant Man. He gets trained by his mentor’s estranged daughter ( Evangeline Lilly ), who has unresolved issues regarding her father. She is feisty, combatative, all the clichés. Also, she has an ugly wig that is quite distracting.
HYDRA make a re-appearance towards the end. Despite by this stage their main leader in the USA IS Gr*nt W*rd in Agents of Shield , they have somehow scraped together (or stolen at two weeks notice) thousands of millions of dollars.
Cap, Black Widow and Scarlet Witch try to stop Crossbones, a former HYDRA goon, from stealing a bio-weapon and selling it to supervillains. In an effort to save hundreds of civilians in a crowded marketplace, the team cause slight damage to a nearby skyscraper. Nothing on the scale of the destruction to New York or Eastern Europe in previous films, but it is nice to see a film where violence actually has consequences. This causes the US Government to overreact and send in General Thunderbolt Ross (William Hurt - Humans ), the fascist psychopath who obsessively hunted the Hulk for years. Ross is now a politician, which if anything makes him more dangerous. He wants the Avengers to sign a document that makes them servants of the United Nations. Not the World Security Council, which presumably was a United Nations sub-committee, or SHIELD (which officially no longer exists) but the entire united Nations. Tony Stark is keen on this, because he is feeling guilty for causing Age of Ultron. Captain America refuses to sign, however, because he takes responsibility for his own actions.
Some of the collateral damage in the skyscraper included civilians from Wakanda, the fictional country where Vibranium comes from. It is like Eddie Murphy's homeland in Coming To America, and the Prince who gets his royal foreskin cleaned every day is also local superhero Black Panther. When a terrorist attack is blamed on the Winter Soldier, Prince Panther swears revenge. Captain America decides to help Bucky, even though the cops have orders to shoot on sight. The Black Panther is a man who works out in a gymn and trains in a dojo a couple of times a week at most. Captain America and the Winter Soldier are virtually indestructable super-soldiers with decades of combat experience. Somehow he fights them so well he has earned his own spin-off movie.
When SHIELD was destroyed, Earth's global defence was privatised and Tony Stark became the final decision-maker in the planet's future. This was obviously a terrible mistake. However, his most recent decision - to hand the Avengers over to a bunch of greedy politicians - is just as bad as any of his previous ones. This leads him on to another terrible decision - to lead half the Avengers to go against anyone who will not sign their life away. He even recruits a teenage boy as a child soldier. Yes, Peter Parker makes his first appearance in the MCU - and for the first time in a movie he actually looks young and wisecracks funny.
The massive hero-on-hero fights actually detract from the overall film. It is nowhere near as grim as DC's Batman Vs Superman , because we know the goody-goody Avengers are not in any real danger. Civilians have a tendency to become collateral damage, but nobody cares about them anyway. There is a major disparity in superpowers - Hawkeye can lift his own bodyweight, Cap can lift half a ton, and the Iron Man suit can lift a hundred tons. However, they all come across as more or less equal.
While the Civil War plotline is somewhat disappointing, the actual theme of the film is quite interesting. This is the first Avengers movie where the characters actually examine the consequences of their actions.
Doctor Steven Strange (Benedict Cummerbach - Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug ) is an arrogant doctor, the best in the world at what he does, who ends up crippled and bitter against the world. Not unlike House, M.D. ... and that character (an American played by a Brit) is basically a pastiche of Sherlock Holmes ... who as recently played on the BBC by Cummerbach himself! Strange gets ditched by his girl friday ( Rachel Adams , veteran of the Guy Ritchie version of Sherlock Holmes ). However, a recovered cripple (Benjamin Bratt - Demolition Man ) points him to a mystical monk in Nepal.
Strange starts to learn the mystical arts of wizardry, but ends up getting dragged into a war against a demon. This creature is an interdimensional Galactus (like in Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer ) and may be practically unstoppable.
There are two post-credits scenes, and at least one of them is set-up for the sequel.
The human protagonist (Chris Pratt - Jurassic World ), the self-proclaimed Starlord, finally gets to meet his birth father - Ego (Kurt Russell - Escape From New York ). The others tag along with him to Ego's planet, but they all have their own sub-plots.
Rocket the Racoon (Bradley Cooper – My Little Eye ) is still a thieving little rodent. He steals a valuable plot device, which leads to a sub-plot involving pursuit by his victims. It also gives him the chance to bond with Starlord's foster-father, the disgraced gangster Michael Rooker ( Walking Dead ).
Just like the previous Guardians movie, this is one of the finest of the Marvel Avengers universe movies so far. It works on every level - great action and great comedy. There are cameos by Stan Lee, Howard the Duck and Sylvester Stallone ( Demolition Man ), as well as FIVE post-credits scenes!
The story picks up a few years to the current timeline of the MCU. Stark has gotten worse, he actually recruited the teenage spider-boy as a child soldier in Captain America: Civil War . Peter Parker has been corrupted by his perceived friendship with Stark. He is so obsessed with the Stark internship, as he calls it, he does not even bother to learn how to use his super-suit properly. However, he has to come to terms with the fact he has been all but abandoned.
Peter is not driven by the character's classic motivation, the death of Uncle Ben. In fact, we have no idea how the Marisa Tomei version of Aunt May became single. This is probably a good thing, because in the last two decades we have already had TWO different big-screen retellings of the origin story, so it actually makes a change for us just to see the character develop by himself. Instead, we see a teenage Spider-Man who plays the role of vigilante superhero in order to impress his absent father-figure, Tony Stark.
The main storyline would actually work as a crime movie, with the Vulture and his friends saving the working class from Tony Stark. However, instead we get a light-weight comedy-thriller with Parker (who actually looks like a teenager) mixing dialogue with his suit (voiced by Jennifer Connolly , wife of the man who voices Tony Stark's suit).
There is a lot of teenager stuff, as Parker is still in High School. The supporting cast are now a racially diverse bunch, but they are well-cast and do a great job. For example, instead of being a blond-haired football jock the school bully Flash Thompson is now a snobby rich asian kid. Zendaya plays a geek girl - a real one, not a fake like the ones now running Marvel.
All in all, this film is a great mix of different aspects. The characters and situations all work perfectly. There are even cameos of Captain America: even though he is technically an international crimninal the US Government still uses his image to inspire the school-children. Keep an eye out for the after-credits sequence.
The movie starts with Thor off on a quest to save Asgard. He heads home, and discovers that things have been changed. Heimdal (Idris Elba - 28 Weeks Later ) is on the run, accused of treason, and his job is now done by a comedy-relief character named Skurge (Karl Urban - Dredd 3-D ). The city centre has a huge statue of Loki (Tom Hiddleston - Crimson Peak ), like Thor promised to build and then forgot all about. A group of actors led by Sam Neill ( Jurassic Park ) are acting out a stage-play called The Tragedy Of Loki, about events from the previous film that only Thor and Loki were present at. And Jane Foster ( Natalie Portman ), but she has dumped Thor so she does not appear in this film.
It is evident to Thor that Loki has secretly usurped the throne.
Odin (Anthony Hopkins - Silence Of The Lambs ) has been exiled to Earth. Thor takes Loki to New York City so they can find him. Dr Strange , Earth's self-appointed guardian, takes an interest in their quest. Loki is on the naughty list, but Strange ensures there is no risk of a repeat of Avengers Assemble .
Odin's time has passed. And with him gone, there is a new claimant to the throne of Asgard - his firstborn, Hela the Goddess Of Death ( Cate Blanchett ). Her powers include the ability to thrown an infinite number of magical daggers. Not only can they wipe out an entire army, they are also powerful enough to take out the space-ships that are used for close air support. She soon conquers the entire world. Once she has Odin's palace she uses the eternal flame to revive all the dead warriors buried in the palace crypt, thus making herself an army of zombies.
Thor winds up dumped on an alien planet. He gets enslaved by a fallen Valkyrie ( Tessa Thompson ) and sold to fight in the arena. The Grandmaster (Jeff Goldblum - Jurassic Park ) and his sidekick Topaz ( Rachel House ) use Thor as a fighter in their gladiatorial arena.
As the trailer gives away, Thor discovers why nobody has seen the Hulk on Earth for the past few years. Apparently the Quinn jet was capable of interstellar travel. The Hulk has now got an expanded vocabulary and a personality that extends beyond mindless violence.
The section on this alien planet is basically a side-step from the main storyline. However, it takes up the entire second act of the movie. Thor spends the time recruiting a bunch of reluctant helpers who he calls The Revengers. Then they return to Asgard for the climactic Third Act, where they confront Hera and her zombie army.
The online media has cast Valkyrie as the breakout character. She is not the first female or black Asgardian in the series, not even the first in this movie. However, she has taken all the glory. In this reviewer's opinion, the really impressive character is Skurge. He starts as a comedy relief in an already light-hearted film, but comes into his own when he does scenes with Hela.
There are only two after-credits sequences. One sets up the characters' transition to the Infinity War storyline, but the final after-credits sequence is disappointing and inconsequential. This is on top of a lacklustre music score for the end credits, which is a pity because there is at least one good song in the sound-track. It just does not compare to Guardians of the Galaxy 2 .
The main story starts in the aftermath of Captain America: Civil War . King T'Challa (Chadwick Boseman - Gods Of Egypt ) sets out to rescue his ex-girlfriend, Nakia ( Lupita Nyong'o ), a Wakandan spy who has taken on some Al Quaeda woman-traffickers. He wants her to attend his coronation ceremony. The master of ceremonies is Zuri (Forrest Whittaker - Species ), while the matriarch is T'Challa's mother Ramona ( Angela Bassett ). Despite the country being technologically advanced, their government is basically decided through trial by combat. Yes, T'Challa's claim to the throne relies on three things - he is of the royal bloodline, he is liked or trusted enough for most of the other claimants to step aside, and he is capable of defeating any challengers in a fist-fight. Family, friends and fists.
In London, we meet Erik Killmonger (Michael B. Jordan - Fantastic Four (2015) ). He acts like a social justice warrior, berating the female director of the British Museum for having African exhibits on show. He asks her if her ancestors paid a fair price for the items, but in reality the iron price is as good as the gold one. And museums are like libraries - they provide knowledge for free to everyone. In comparison, Killmonger works with Ulysses Klaue (Andy Serkis - Lord Of The Rings ) - a murderous recurring villain who wants to sell vibranium to the highest bidder.
T'Challa wants to catch Klaue, to take revenge on behalf of his buddy W'Kabui (Daniel Kaluuya - Get Out! ). To this end, he goes into a casino like an African James Bond . The main difference is that his team are all female - his ex, his bodyguard Okoye ( Danai Gurira ) and tech support (his little sister in the Q role). He sees a couple of familiar faces. One is Stan Lee, making his cameo. The other is CIA Agent Everett K. Ross (Martin Freeman - The Hobbit ), who is not there by coincidence. This leads on to another action setpiece, a car chase reminiscent of the one in Captain America 3.
Finally, Bilbo gets a face-to-face confrontation with Gollum. Well, they are the Tolkien white guys!
Our heroes return to Wakanda, where Ross gets urgent medical attention. As the token white man he is subjected to disparaging treatment that the token black guy in a mainstream movie would not be subjected to. Well, the story-tellers have to ensure this is not a cliched White Saviour narrative like Avatar , AKA Dances With Smurfs. However, the Wakandans' use of the word Colonizer towards him is problematic. It may be technically accurate, as Wakanda is an extremely isolationist ethno-state that does not share the benefits of its civilisation with its neighbours. However, it is used as a racial slur, and since the institutions are run by black people then the prejudice plus power equation that defines institutional racism means that they were definitely being racist towards him.
Rather than bog the story down with the usual save-the-world routine, this film is more of an origin story. Wakanda's advanced technology is only used to support the story. The real battle is for the throne, because whoever rules the Kingdom decides how the technology is used. The political divide goes back a generation. T'Challa follows in his father's footsteps of isolationism, while his rival wants to start his own global Empire. This works quite well as a story setup, because in all fairness the villain has a very good point. Like Wakanda, Tony Stark has access to next-generation technology - but at least he has the decency to sell it to people so that peoples' lives can be improved by it. In comparison, Wakanda's isolationism has deprived the world - including its African neighbours - of advances that could have ended plagues and famines.
The claimant to the throne wins the loyalty of the army. T'Challa has a few loyalists on his side. The bottom line is that this apparent utopia has a massive civil war. The army dress like shepherds, but their woolen cloaks contain energy shields. Their cavalry is not tanks, but cybernetic rhinos. Air support is in the form of flying gunships, which can be remotely controlled by a holographic interface and an Artificial Intelligence named Griot (Trevor Noah - The Daily Show).
All in all, a great film that sits comfortably among the best of the MCU.
We have never seen Thanos in action before - he is usually seated and giving orders. Now he takes on the Incredible Hulk in a fist-fight! He also has an army of alien warriors, including a handful of creatures that have super-human powers. The warriors get sent to Earth to retrieve the stone from Dr Strange (Benedict Cumerbach - Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug ) and Vision (Paul Bettany - Solo: A Star Wars Tale ), while Thanos himself goes after the stones held by the Collector (Benicio Del Toro - Star Wars: The Last Jedi ) and Red Skull.
The whole Marvel Comics Universe (MCU) is represented in this movie, except for Hawkeye and Ant-Man. This allows us to finally compare the abilities of different heroes. For example, we learn that Starlord (Chris Pratt - Passengers ), with his off-the-shelf second-hand alien technology, can match Tony Stark (Robert Downey Junior - Tropic Thunder ) in his custom-built next-generation Iron Man suit. Captain America (Chris Evans - Sunshine ) can survive a punch that would stun the Hulk (Mark Ruffalo - 13 Going On 30 ).
The climax leads on to a cliffhanger ending. Yes, this crossover story is so big that it cannot be contained in a single movie.
We start back in 1944, where the original X-Men Film began. Erik's powers of magnetism have been discovered by the Nazis - so they hand him over to the sinister Kevin Bacon ( Friday The Thirteenth ) for development as a weapon.
By 1962, Erik looks like Michael Fassbender ( Jonah Hex ). He is on a roaring rampage of revenge, after Mr Bacon - Who is now playing both ends against the middle in the Cold War.
Elsewhere, Charles Xavier (James McAvoy - Wanted ) teams up with CIA Agents Moira McTaggart ( Rose Byrne ) and Oliver Platt ( Three Musketeers ) to recruit a team of Mutant superheroes. This leads on to an amazing cameo by Wolverine (Hugh Jackman - Les Miserables ).
The climax is the centre of the Cuban missile crisis. And the ending lays the foundations for the first film. The backstory to the series gets fleshed out, Magneto and Professor X's friendship and falling out.
However, after Vietnam they do not have much left. They are threatened with court-martial, until Colonel Stryker comes after them. He is recruiting troops for a special unit. Special troops, with special skills -
The story is a bit predictable, since we know how it will all end, but it is about the journey as much as anything.
Hugh Jackman is dependable as always as the title character, while Liev Schreiber ( Scream ) does his duty as Sabretooth. Wolverine’s love interest, who looks like Olivia Munn & Moon Bloodgood , is actually Lynn Collins . She is a new face on the scene, making herself known through work in TV shows like True Blood . She is certainly someone to watch out for in the future.
Wolverine (Hugh Jackman - Les Miserables ) and the others go on the run. Along with Jean Grey ( Famke Janssen ) and Storm ( Halle Berry ) are a bunch of wanabees, including Iceman (Shawn Ashmore, twin brother of Jimmy Olsen in Smallville ).
Brian Singer creates a scene where a teenage mutant comes out to his parents. All the usual cliches are played out, using mutancy as a metaphor for homosexuality.
The story is simple enough, and is in many ways a mish-mash of the first two films. A medical treatment has been developed which can permanently remove mutant abilities. The mutants are horrified by this - Mystique was bullied as a child for having blue skin, but now she is so spiteful she revels in being inhuman. And when the US Government forces use the cure in dart-guns for self-defence purposes, there is even more of an outcry. Would it be better if they used lethal rounds instead?
Magneto (Ian McKellen - Lord of the Rings ) and his ever-swelling Brotherhood decide to destroy the cure. His new recruits include Juggernaut (Vinnie Jones - Swordfish ). Jean Grey ( Famke Janssen ) is back, but different ...
Storm ends up as the new leader of the X-Men. Yes, Halle Berry actually gets something to do! Prior to this her oscar-winning talents were sidelined, and the only Superhero movie she had a decent-sized role in was Catwoman !
In the present day, Logan is haunted by memories of Jean Grey ( Famke Janssen ). He has quit his teaching job in Xavier's school, abandoned the students who needed his guidance, and resumed his life as a hobo in the mountains of Canada. A Japanese woman summons him to see the Japanese officer, who is now a mega-rich technology billionaire.
The Jap is dying. His last wish is for Logan to protect his grandaughter. This will not be an easy task. Yakuza boss Will Yun Lee ( Die Another Day ) is lurking around. Logan and the grandaughter go on the run together.
Normally, Logan is an indestructible killing machine. However, in Japan he loses many of his advantages. Much like the hero of Highlander , the only practical way to kill him is decapitation. This may render him virtually impervious to bullets, but Japan has strict gun control and a culture of sword-play that makes decapitation a much greater threat than usual. Yes, he can easily take out an entire SWAT team single-handed but he cannot hope to engage a Ninja gang with such ease.
Worse, Logan discovers that an evil mutant has surpressed his healing powers. In other words, he is now a vulnerable character rather than a two-dimensional Marty Stu.
This is a Twenty-First Century superhero movie. No fancy spandex costumes or codenames. The villains are not trying to destroy the world, or even to merely conquer it. The hero's motivations are also more down-to-earth. If all this sounds familiar, it is because many of these aspects were continued in the critically-acclaimed sequel Logan .
In all fairness, unlike the sequel this still retains its fair share of action-movie set-pieces battles. However, it is certainly better (and more successful) than the previous Wolverine stand-alone. There is an after-credits sequence that features a couple of old characters, and leads on to Days Of Future Past .
Wolverine must convince young Xavier (James McAvoy - Wanted ) to help him break young Magneto (Michael Fassbender - Haywire ) out of a well-guarded (and thus labour-intensive) cell under the Pentagon. Quicksilver (Evan Peters - American Horror Story ) gets called in to help out, resulting in an amazing scene that is one of this series' most impressive.
Dinklage must have spent the Sixties mapping the human genome, because he has a handheld device that can detect the mutant DNA of anyone standing nearby him.
It is the height of the Cold War. Instead of worrying about the KGB and Warsaw Pact, CIA Agent Moira McTaggart ( Rose Byrne ) spies on a religious cult in Egypt. She accidentally revives Apocalypse, an ancient mutant whose main power is that he can amplify others' powers. Soon Psylocke ( Olivia Munn ) makes her first appearance, seduced by the power that Apocalypse offers her. Another recruit is Storm, still in her late teens.
Magneto (Michael Fassbender - Haywire ) has been off the grid for a decade, despite being the world's most wanted man. He fled back across the Iron Curtain, to his original home in Poland, and does manual labour in an iron foundry. However, despite blending in with a wife and daughter (like Dr Zhivago), things predictably go bad for him. He goes back to his old ways, starting trouble and blaming everyone else. This makes him a perfect recruit for the four footsoldiers of Apocalypse.
Mystique ( Jennifer Lawrence ) teams up with her estranged foster-brother Xavier (James McAvoy - Wanted ). He has a new team of pupils at the school, including Jean Grey ( Sophie Turner ). Quicksilver (Evan Peters - American Horror Story ) also pops up, just in time to use his powers in an eye-catching way that is reminiscent of (yet inferior to) the one in his previous appearance.
There is also a subplot involving Colonel Stryker. This adds nothing to the main storyline, but is important crowd-pleasing filler for a couple of reasons. Firstly, it allows for the essential cameo by Wolverine (Hugh Jackman - Les Miserables ). Again, like Quicksilver this is nowhere near as good as his cameo in a previous movie - in his case, X-Men: First Class . The second thing about this subplot is that it is referenced in the post-credits sequence, which will apparently be important in future spin-off movies.
The main story comes to a climax in Egypt. Cairo is scene to destruction that makes 9/11 pale in comparison. Seriously, the destruction of NYC in Avengers Assemble or Metropolis in Man of Steel just pales in comparison. And the damage is not limited to Egypt, it is global. The first half of Apocalypse's plan is to use Magneto's power to destroy everything on Earth that includes ferrous metal. Since this means pretty much all technology, it will reduce the human race to the Bronze Age. The other half of the plan is to take over Xavier's body. The down side is, he will sacrifice a healthy, fast-healing mutant body for that of a middle-aged man paralysed from the waist down. However, Apocalypse seems to absorb the powers of his host body. He might be able to take the fast-healing power with him, but he will definitely be able to use Xavier's power and mind-control everyone who survives the catastrophic transition back to Bronze Age society.
Apocalypse may have incapacitated the two main players, Magneto and Xavier, but a handful of students are still around. This leads on to a massive battle between superpowered warriors. As always, this ends up as style over substance. Unfortunately this means the film is a bit of a let-down, especially compared to the films set in 1961 and 1973. It just seems a bit flimsy, script-wise.
This is where things get a bit complicated. This movie is set within the X-Men Franchise universe, although there is a disused SHIELD helicarrier prominently displayed towards the end. However, although the character of Deadpool (as played by Ryan Reynolds) previously appeared in Wolverine: Origins that character was converted by Stryker in the 1970s. This new Deadpool is a character of the modern era. This may well be a side-effect of what Mystique ( Jennifer Lawrence ) did in the post-credits sequence of X-Men: Days of Future Past .
Wade goes to get a superpower transformation courtesy of Francis (Ed Skrein - Game of Thrones ) and his henchperson, Angel Dust ( Gina Carano ). However, it turns out that they are not the nice guys they pretended to be. They do not like Wade's constant wise-cracking, so they MUST be eeevil!
Wade gets Wolverine's mutant healing factor, and the skill to use a pair of 1980s-style ninja swords. However, he is disfigured by the transformation process. Like the protagonist of Dark Man he decides he cannot go back to the loving arms of his girlfriend. No, he decides to go on a kill-crazy rampage. Luckily this is a city without a police department! Seriously, it is worse than Gotham . At least the GCPD has Batman to do their job for them - the local population in this movie have to rely on off-duty X-men dropping by when they are bored. Every criminal in the movie - the teenage stalker, the bar full of thugs, the smugglers and supervillains, the car-jackering revenge-seeking spree-killer of a hero ... all go about their business entirely unimpeded by any form of police authority. The only thing that slows them down is when they bump into someone tougher than they are.
Much is talked of the so called women in refridgerators trope, which is in reality a misinterpretation of the Sacrificial Lamb trope. However, this movie comes close to embracing a genuinely bad storyline idea - writing out the love interest who was the main plot point of the original story. An example would be Hicks - and especially Newt - being disposed of in Alien 3 . However, in this particular case the love interest still plays a key role in the protagonist's story.
Colossus takes the suicidal Deadpool under his wing, in a weird bromance. Teenage Negasonic Warhead ( Brianna Hildebrand ) is busy with her new girlfriend, while the other X-Men hide and pretend not to know Deadpool. Eventually Deadpool goes on a trial run as a trainee X-Man. Naturally, all does not go well.
The team is called out to an incident at a boarding school run by a creepy headmaster (Eddie Marsan - Hancock ). The kids are orphaned mutants, which means that this school is the equivalent of Professor X's school. Unfortunately it is the evil version, with security guards instead of benevolent teachers. Despite this, it is appartently a government-authorised school and the staff have the equivalent of law enforcement status.
Deadpool reluctantly starts to bond with the stroppy kid, like in Hunt For The Wilderpeople. The bad news is that they end up as cell-mates in a super-max prison called The Icebox. Unlike the similarly-named place in Agents of SHIELD , this is actually set in the frozen north. Not unlike Stryker's secret base in the earlier X-Men movies.
Cable (Josh Brolin – Guardians of the Galaxy ), a super-soldier from a post-apocalyptic future, travels back in time to kill the boy. This involves blasting his way into a prison. Lots of guards and inmates get killed as a result of his interference, which probably does some damage to the timeline.
Deadpool sets up his own team of super-powered mercenaries - Bedlam (Terry Crews - Expendables ), the Vanisher (Brad Pitt - Mr & Mrs Smith ) and Domino ( Zazie Beets ). In an effort to parody the Social Justice agenda, he calls the X-Men sexist and gives his group a gender-neutral name - X-Force.
There is a lot of this kind of joking - Deadpool calls people out for political incorrectness, but in a humourous way that indicates he thinks it is all a joke. Perhaps Social Justice extremists do not understand irony, and think that he is sincerely one of them. That is the only explanation for the fact they have not yet lambasted this film.
The climax is an unlikely band of heroes trying to stop a couple of rogue mutants from murdering humans. Deadpool's approach, predictably, is to massacre the humans first. Seriously, this movie has a massive body-count in terms of law enforcement personnel. No wonder that mutants are despised in the X-Men universe.
An evil MegaCorp run by mad scientist Richard E. Grant ( Hudson Hawk ) has been illegally cloning mutants to create an army of superpowered children. Unfortunately the kids are reluctant to fight or kill - except for the training staff and security guards, of course. The result was a breakout, like in Dark Angel . Now Wolverine and Xavier must get a young girl to a mythical place codenamed Eden, the equivalent of Sanctuary in Logan's Run .
This is not a futuristic western, despite what the trailer depicts. Nor is it a superhero movie - Wolverine may have superpowers, but he fights conventional humans and the stakes are much lower than world domination. It is more like a road movie, more like Midnight Special than anything else. The theme, which hangs over the entire film, is death ... and rebirth.