Aeon is pursued by the Rebels and the security forces. Can they escape alive?
This is a mediocre Sci-Fi shoot'em-up. It's nice to see Theron in action (usually Milla Jovovich got this kind of work, although Angelina Jolie has done some action-girl flicks as well). Also, Csokas gets to show more depth and range than his usual snarling thug.
P.I. Lemmy Caution is sent from Earth to Alphaville to capture or kill a man who calls himself Professor Von Braun.
Of course, this is not a generic thriller. To start with, the bodyguard and gangster are both female! The Earth's surface has been polluted to an unliveable level, so the journey to NYC involves the usual characters and encounters. That said, there are enough nice touches in the script and direction that it's actually quite watcheable.
Christian Bale ( The Dark Knight ) and Sean Bean ( The Island ) are Clerics, super-cops who enforce the anti-emotion laws with a spectacular martial art called Gun Kata. They work for a Big Brother figure named Father (Sean Pertwee - Event Horizon ) and his sidekick, Angus MacFadyen ( Saw III ).
Bale meets a woman ( Emily Watson ) who makes him question his work as a Cleric. He also finds himself under scrutiny from his eager young rival, Taye Diggs ( House on Haunted Hill ).
Bettany and his gang hold Ford's family for ransom. Ford must go along with the gang, helping them rob his bank under the suspicious nose of Robert Patrick ( Terminator 2 ). He must also turn the tables on the crooks ...
Ford is a bit old for this kind of thing. And he is far too rich, successful and talented to waste his time of mediocre thrillers like this. Paul Bettany, once ferocious in Gangster No. 1, is almost unnotable here. His role as a hi-tech villain has been done by Cilian Murphy (Red Eye), Sean Bean and the like - 24 does this so much better!
Earth has domed cities, under attack by the Centauri Aliens. President Lindsay Crouse is a warmonger. Gary Sinise and Madeline Stowe are suspected of being android replacements. Tony Shaloub is Sinise's pal, Vincent D'Onofrio ( Men In Black, Whole Wide World ) is the counter-Intel agent chasing Sinise.
Ewan McGregor ( SWI: Phantom Menace ) and Scarlett Johansson live in a futuristic city like the one in Logan's Run . The city is run by a polite, well-spoken (and thus not entirely trustworthy) Sean Bean - reminiscent of his character in Equilibrium . If a citizen wins the televised lottery, they get to go live on an uncontaminated island - but we all remember what happened to the winners in The Running man ...
All this setup is delivered in the first act. from then on, it's a simple chase film. McGregor and Johansson flee, chased by Special Forces mercenary Djimon Hounson. This allows for some incredibly expensive and overblown car chases, which explain why Michael Bay was directing.
McGregor is totally miscast as some kind of action hero. He could (and in fact, does) get his ass kicked by Scarlett Johansson.
The protagonists are a Special Forces unit consisting of Jeffery Dean Morgan ( Watchmen ), Idris Elba ( 28 Weeks Later ), Chris Evans ( Fantastic 4, Sunshine ) and a couple of newcomers. They get framed by CIA uber-fixer Max (Jason Patric - Lost Boys ), so they fake their deaths and go to ground in Bolivia. A few months later they are tracked down by mysterious Zoe Saldana , who offers them revenge and a chance to clear their names.
The cast all give good account of themselves. Morgan seems to be reliving his role as The Comedian, though he is now a goodie-goodie. Evans is the comic-relief, a change from his usual pretty-boy routine. Idris, Saldana and the others work well together.
This is a marvellous example of OTT comic-book violence. We learn that:
Marky Mark Walberg ( The Happening ) is Cold Case Detective-cum-Filing Clerk Max Payne. By night he hunts down his wife's killers, vigilante style.
As soon as we know that his wife worked for a Pharmaceuticals manufacturer, things become clear. Unfortunately Max has a bad case of genre blindness - everyone who has ever seen this of film (i.e. the entire audience) know EXACTLY who the villains are, but he is cluelessly ignorant.
Max takes Bond Girl Olga Kurlenko home with him. Is she the Love Interest or a Sacrificial Lamb? Well, her sister is gangster Mila Kunis (actually kinda convincing, not just a mean Jackie from That 70s Show) ...
The result is a predictable noir thriller, but it's a refreshing change. For example, the characters do not use Mobile phones!
Naomi Harris is a desk-bound researcher at Europol. Her pet conspiracy theory is the existence of Ninjas who can turn themselves into shadows (a nice Babylon 5 reference), and hurl their shuriken with enough force to sever limbs and penetrate kevlar!
Unfortunately, she turns out to be closer to the truth than she expects. The Ninjas come after her. Luckily, a rogue assassin protects her.
The plot is basically a selection of action scenes strung together. But it's so artfully done ...
This is much flashier than the old low-budget Japanese efforts, with plenty of money invested in fake blood and CGI enhancements to the incredible gymnastics and martial arts. The nearest comparison (certainly in terms of plot) is the film Hitman , starring the American Jedi himself. This effort is far superior. The Ninja's upbringing is shown in detail, bloodier than Storm Shadow and Snake Eyes' childhood in GI Joe and more than just the edited highlights of the TV show Dark Angel !
The story is set in a Dystopian future where Americans are kept alive by artificial organs which cost as much as a house. If you default on payments for three months, a bounty hunter will take the organ out and leave you to bleed to death. Naturally there is a massive bodycount, but nobody in the Government thinks of salvaging the body's natural organs and giving them away for free.
Jude Law ( Gattacca ) is a hard-ass bounty-hunter. Not his usual kind of role, but he achieves it with passable success. Liev Schreiber ( Scream ) is the weasel-faced boss, while Forrest Whittaker ( Star Wars: Rogue One ) is Law's partner - a cross between Chewbacca and Darth Vader.
The plot really takes off when Law is injured, and needs a new heart. The company sells him one - no discount or insurance, even considering it was their dodgy equipment that injured him! He ends up going on the run with his love interest. Not exactly original, but watchable.
Nova Labs, a US Military contractor, has developed a new weapon in the Cold War. The SAINT robot is a morfax wheelbarrow with an AI unit and a shoulder-mounted laser that has no visible power source yet can destroy a tank! Robot Number Five goes AWOL, and shacks up with bunny-hugging Breakfast Club member Ally Sheedy . The robot thinks he is alive!
It is up to the robot's designer, Steve Guttenberg ( Veronica Mars (S2) ), to recover the robot and get the girl. Gutenberg's sidekick is Fisher Stevens ( Lost, Early Edition ), who had been blacked up to look like a Pakistani (but is very convincing and amusing in the role).
Nova's Head of security GW Bailey does pretty much the same thing he does in Mannequin and the Police Academy films (where he was Guttenberg's Nemesis). That pretty much sets the tone for the film - a light-hearted comedy. Number Five is not the Terminator , he is more like a robotic E.T.
This was written and produced by the Wachowwski Brothers , based on the Graphic Novel by Alan Moore . Naturally, Moore had his name taken off it - but the changes are not too bad. The tone is nowhere near as dark as the original, so do not expect Sin City . Also, it resembles Bush-era American politics rather than anti-Thatcherite Anarchists in the 1980s. A more accurate version of Moore's original story would be like The Dark Knight , with the Joker as the protagonist instead of Batman!
The heroes are pursued by Silas the murderous monk (Paul Bettany - Knight's Tale ), working for a killer Cardinal (Alfred Molina - Species ). They find refuge with Ian McKellen ( Lord of the Rings ), but have to contend with murderous Opus Dei assassins.
The core of the story is that Jesus had a family, and that the bible is a cover-up by the Catholic Church. This made it very controversial - the theories in the story have many flaws, but the Catholic Church is violently opposed to debate or discussion. Another major flaw in the film is the pacing. There is a huge lapse of time between the climax and the eventual conclusion. It seems to drag on forever, and thus totally loses all momentum in a film that is basically just a thriller.
An assassin steals anti-matter from the CERN lab in Switzerland, and places it somewhere in the Vatican. The Church of Rome asks Harvard Symbologist Robert Langdon (Tom Hanks - Big ) to help them find it before it blows up Vatican City. Langdon and a female scientist must complete a scavenger hunt across Rome, gathering clues about a fictionalised secret society.
Langdon is helped by a nice list of supporting characters who become suspects or victims along the way. Ewan McGregor ( Star Wars: TPM ) attempts an Ulster accent as a young Irish priest who served the previous Pope. Stellan Skaarsgard ( POTC: At World's End ) is the head of Security at the Vatican.
It turns out that a US Tech billionaire named Zobrist (Ben Foster - The Mechanic ) has created a deadly virus with the intent of devastating the human population. This is a familiar plan for supervillains, including in the TV show Utopia . As in the other Langdon films, he must follow a series of clues in order to defeat the villain's plan.
The World Health Organisation is on Langdon's tail. In reality they are a bureaucratic organisation that coordinates medical relief efforts. Somehow in the Langdon reality they have field agents, SWAT teams and hi-tech surveillance equipment straight out of a spy thriller.
Normally in Hollywood, the age difference between male and female co-stars is half-his-age-plus-seven. Hanks is one of the few middle-aged Hollywood stars who bucks the trend towards younger love interests. This movie may seem like the exception, since Jones is still in her twenties. However, because she is far younger than him the movie makes it clear she is a companion and not a love interest. In fact, he does get a love interest who is closer to his own age.
This is an origin story as much as anything. Cobra Commander does not even get a mention until the end of the film. McCullough is basically Destro, but this is before he starts wearing his mask full-time. The number of interpersonal links between characters makes it seem like a soap opera at times. In all fairness, it sort of keeps close to the comic in terms of the facts, but it squishes ten years worth of chronology into about two hours worth of film.
The SPFX are OTT, making the whole thing like a ginormous live-action cartoon. Everything is so OTT it's impossible to feel that any character is in any actual jeopardy - although even if you did, you just would not care. Stephen Somers is best known for writing and directing the first Mummy movie. And fair enough, he gives Brendan Fraser a cameo here as Flint. But Sommer's movies have been going downhill in quality for the last decade, and this attempt to reboot his career (what has he done in the last five years?) is clearly the worst of the bunch. So far, that is. God forbid, they're probably planning a sequel right now.
The villains want to destroy the Eiffel Tower as a demo of their new weapon. This was how Team America: World Police started - it was a puppet parody of this kind of idiocy, made YEARS before the GI Joe movie was even green-lit. How dumb does a movie have to be to steal ideas from something that makes fun of it?
President Zartan has hired Firefly (Ray Stevenson - Punisher: War Zone ) to break Cobra Commander out of prison. They legitimise Cobra as a US military Special Ops unit, and outlaw GI Joe as a renegade unit. The real irony is that Cobra seems to be more popular with American voters than the real US Government. They certainly discover the fastest way to end the nuclear arms race!
The Block, along with Lady Jaye ( Adrianne Palicki ) and Flint, has to start a Red Dawn type Insurgency against the US Government. They bring the original General Joe (Bruce Willis - Surrogates ) out of retirement.
Elsewhere, Snake-Eyes and his new protege, Jinx, go after Storm Shadow. They massacre an entire mountain-full of Ninjas, in the name of revenge. The 3D SPFX are at their best when the characters are swinging around on ropes on a mountainside.
This is totally different from the other Bond films. The familiar trimmings are gone, although the gunshot at the start and Judy Dench as M are both retained. There are no girls in the title sequence, just some CGI men. The gadgets are gone too. Instead, this is like a big-budget version of 24. Bond is now a one-man demolition squad, racing against time to defeat terrorists.
The plot is taken from the original book by Ian Fleming. Bond must outsmart a Banker who finances terrorists. He is partnered with Vesper Lynde ( Eva Greene ), and they go undercover to a high-stakes poker tournament in the Casino Royale. Jeffrey Wright (Ride with the Devil) is one of the other players.
The trail leads to the gorgeous Olga Kurleyenko and her BF, Mr Greene - a somewhat bland fellow who at worst looks a bit reminiscent of Peter Lorre. Do not let the Reservoir Dogs style name fool you, he is not a physically threatening opponent for Bond.
CIA man Felix Leiter pops up, now a big man in the Agency's South American Section. Gemma Arterton is Bond's contact, a cross between a St Trinians girl (the film she is most famous for) and the Rowan Atkinson character from Never Say Never Again .
This completes the Daniel Craig reboot, introducing Q - and other characters. The actor who plays Q also played the protagonist in Perfume: The Story of a Murderer . This should be a knock-out, if only he was not made up to look like Moss from The I.T. Crowd. Bond also has a female sidekick, played by Naomi Harris .
Sam Mendes does a wonderful job with the cinematography. The shot composition is masterful. The Producers did a great job of recruiting an Oscar-nominated Director!
MI6 and MI5 are being merged into a single entity, favouring electronic intelligence rather than human sources. The new M (Ralph Feinnes - Harry Potter ) defends Bond's integrity, stating he only kills after making a value judgement. This is totally at odds with all on-screen evidence in this film, starting by the intro scene where he endangers half the civilian population of Mexico City in order to kill a complete stranger without a warrant or official death sentence of any kind. However, this is still preferable to the idea of all electronic intelligence being centralised like in Captain America: Winter Soldier - look at how Red China used Google info to oppress Free Speech activists!
Bond is suspended from duty, like in Licence to Kill . He may be following a pattern set in the previous film, but this is nothing compared to the Mission Impossible franchise where Ethan Hunt has been suspended in four out of five films!
Bond meets the grieving widow ( Monica Bellucci ) and uncovers a secret society run by Christoph Waltz ( Green Hornet ). The villain hires Hinx (Dave Batista - Guardians of the Galaxy ) to tie up some loose ends, including Bond himself. The cat-and-mouse game proceeds predictably.
The problem with this film is that there is no suspense or excitement. At no point do we actually believe that Bond is in any jeopardy! He walks through every situation without breaking stride. There is never a scene where we ask ourselves How will he possibly get out of this one?