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Ragnar Lothbrok (Travis Fimmel - Tarzan (2005) ) is a super-Viking. He survives a battle where the only other one still alive is his own brother. Also he can see glimpses of the god Odin, a reaper of souls for Valhalla, perhaps a reference to the role of the Grim Reaper in Seventh Seal .
The local Lord, Earl Haraldson (Gabriel Byrne - Excalibur ), is a kill-happy dictator. He forbids Ragnar from recruiting his crew and doing an unauthorised raid. However, Ragnar thinks he knows better than the Earl. The new plan is to sail into the unexplorted sea to the West, to a land named England. The trick is to use new technology - a sun compass that guarantees he can keep a straight heading.
Ragnar Lothbrok (Travis Fimmel - Tarzan (2005) ) and his crew head due west. It is the year 793 of the Common Era, and the monks of Lindisfarne see some ominous omens of apocalypse.
One of the monks, Athelstan (George Blagden - Versailles ), is a speaker of the Viking language. He says he lived in their land as a missionary. The only question this raises is, why is the Jarl so unwilling to believe in the existence of England?
Back home in Norway, Earl Haraldson (Gabriel Byrne - Excalibur ) is paranoid as well as kill-happy. Any man who wants to have sex with the Earl's wife ( Jessalyn Gilsig ) is regarded as a traitor. Even the only blacksmith in the village is regarded as expendable. What happens if they need more swords or ploughshares?
Ragnar Lothbrok (Travis Fimmel - Tarzan (2005) ) and his horde make it home to Norway. The local Lord, Earl Haraldson (Gabriel Byrne - Excalibur ), seizes their spoils of war. The only thing Ragnar wants to keep is Athelstan the monk (George Blagden - Versailles ). After all, knowledge is power.
Ragnar convinces the Jarl to allow him a second expedition to raid Northumbria.
Ragnar Lothbrok (Travis Fimmel - Tarzan (2005) ) makes it back to Norway again.
The local Lord, Earl Haraldson (Gabriel Byrne - Excalibur ), puts Ragnar on trial. He even tries to bribe Ragnar's brother with the prospect of a bride.
Ragnar has one loyal friend - Floki the shipbuilder.
Earl Haraldson holds a feast to celebrate the betrothal of his daughter. Since Rollo (Clive Standen - Camelot ) turned her down, her father married her off to a rich old Swede. Siggy ( Jessalyn Gilsig ), the Lady MacBeth of the story, is unhappy about the union. The man is too old and too ugly, she says. She is as shallow as she is short-sighted. Since he is old, her grandchildren will inherit sooner than they would otherwise. And he is brother to King Horik (Donal Logue – Gotham ), so his children will be royal as well as rich.
Ragnar Lothbrok (Travis Fimmel - Tarzan (2005) ) challenges Earl Haraldson (Gabriel Byrne - Excalibur ) to a duel to the death. Siggy ( Jessalyn Gilsig ) is playing both sides, so she does favours for Rollo (Clive Standen - Camelot ).
Ragnar Lothbrok (Travis Fimmel - Tarzan (2005) ) sails three longships up the river and makes camp. The Saxon war-leader does not attack the Vikings head-on. Instead he decides to lure them out into an ambush. Likewise, Ragnar decides to play the waiting game. But a midnight raid on a sleeping enemy's camp is always an option, like in First Knight . Is it an ambush?
Back home, Ragnar's wife Lagertha the Shield Maiden ( Katheryn Winnick ) is in charge of the law court. Her rule is that women can do whatever they want with no regard to the consequences. For example, she claims that an unfaithful wife has been blessed by the god Heimdall. Since Heimdall was played by Idris Elba in the movie Thor , it should be easy to work out who the child's true father is. However, the Jarl-ette has a test of her own to pass. Will she give Siggy ( Jessalyn Gilsig ) a place in the homestead?
Ragnar decides to negotiate with the Saxon King. The Vikings want two thousand pounds (a metric ton) of gold. In return, the Saxons want assurances, the release of the King's hostage brother, and for one of the Vikings to convert to Christianity. Rollo (Clive Standen - Camelot ) volunteers to be baptised, but Floki does not agree with angering the gods.
Everything seems to have gone well. However, this is an action-adventure show. If there is not at least one battle per episode, they may lose viewers. For some reason, the Saxons do not have any archers. A pity, because that is the best way to do battle against the Norsemen.
Ragnar Lothbrok (Travis Fimmel - Tarzan (2005) ) takes his wife Lagertha ( Katheryn Winnick ) and their children on a spiritual pilgrimage. He takes along Athelstan the monk (George Blagden - Versailles ), Floki and his live-in girlfriend Helga, and Rollo (Clive Standen - Camelot ) and his new wench Siggy ( Jessalyn Gilsig ). Evidently Rollo's half-hearted Xian conversion will never be mentioned again.
King Horik (Donal Logue – Gotham ) arrives and meets with Ragnar.
The Xian Monk learns about the Viking religion. There is a night of magic mushrooms and group cuddling. The next morning, there are a range of sacrifices in front of a large totem pole. But what the Xian forgot is that the Vikings practise HUMAN sacrifice ...
Ragnar Lothbrok (Travis Fimmel - Tarzan (2005) ) visits Jarl Borg to negotiate a deal over a disputed piece of land. The Jarl refuses to sell, and King Horik (Donal Logue – Gotham ) refuses to make him a better offer. Since the main story arc (the raids on Northumbria) were settled two episodes ago, this is a setup for next Season.
Ragnar is camped out near Jarl Borg's village. He meets a young Princess, who wants to meet the celebrity who raided Northumbria.
Rollo (Clive Standen - Camelot ) stays with Jarl Borg as a hostage. However, the Jarl starts to point out how Rollo does all the work and Ragnar gets all the glory.
Back in Ragnar's village, there is an outbreak of an unknown plague. This is a good way to tie up loose ends and write out supporting characters.
This starts in the year 796 CE, which puts it three years after the start of the previous Season. Our hero Ragnar Lothbrok (Travis Fimmel - Tarzan (2005) ) had made a pact with King Horik (Donal Logue – Gotham ). However, Rollo (Clive Standen - Camelot ) has sided with Jarl Borg. The result is a massive battle.
This is a cliched blood-and-guts battle, with Rollo and Jarl Borg stripped to the waist. The spears are just for display, because most of the fighting is with axes. The Shield Wall tactic is a Saxon one, but since they also use overhead shields like the Roman testudo formation then we cannot take the historical authenticity of their tactics too seriously.
Back home, Ragnar must deal with the OTHER consequences of his trip to Jarl Borg's land. He made friends with a local Princess there, and now she comes to visit. Unfortunately, Ragnar's wife Lagertha ( Katheryn Winnick ) realises that the woman is several months pregnant!
This starts four years after the previous episode. Our hero Ragnar Lothbrok (Travis Fimmel - Tarzan (2005) ) had made a pact with Jarl Borg, that they will join forces and plunder Northumbria together. However, King Horik (Donal Logue – Gotham ) refuses to sail with the Jarl, his arch-rival from Season One. The pact is called off, a bad idea which will have serious repercussions.
The Vikings set sail to plunder Northumbria. They have a massive armada, thanks to CGI. Luckily, they run into a storm and most of the ships are swept away. That way, when the few remaining ships reach land the story only needs a couple of dozen extras dressed as Vikings.
It turns out the locals are well-armed and violent, with swords and scale-mail armour.
The Vikings start to raid and plunder Wessex. The local Saxon King is a cunning one, and is willing to sacrifice Winchester just to find out where the raiders are. He offers them peace, but he may have something else in mind.
The Vikings’ translator, Athelstan (George Blagden - Versailles ), was once an Xian monk enslaved at Lindisfarne. He has second thoughts about slaughtering the Xian clergy. They may be the ones destroying the Vikings’ ancient culture, but their love of books (well, their own kind of books) makes them worth saving. Ironically, as the Bishops point out, the Xians are as brutal as the Vikings when it comes to torturing unbelievers to death!
Back home, Jarl Borg blames our hero Ragnar Lothbrok (Travis Fimmel - Tarzan (2005) ) for abandoning the pact they made. While the hero and his men are away, the Jarl attacks his village. This is not a simple raid, he wants more ...
Jarl Borg visits the soothsayer, who forsees an eagle. The Jarl thinks this is a good omen, although this reviewer suspects it may be a reference to the Blood Eagle.
Meanwhile, our hero Ragnar Lothbrok (Travis Fimmel - Tarzan (2005) ) enters peace negotiations with the King of Wessex (Linus Roache - ). The Vikings want farm-land, and the Saxons need more warriors to defend the kingdom.
Our hero gets called home to save his family. Athelstan the monk (George Blagden - Versailles ), now paganised, stays with King Horik (Donal Logue – Gotham ) so they can negotiate further with the King of Wessex. But when he takes some men to hunt for food in the forest, he ends up getting a reminder of the Bishop’s threat last episode.
Our hero Ragnar Lothbrok (Travis Fimmel - Tarzan (2005) ) returns home, to free his people. He finds his family easily enough, even though they are in hiding. His plan is to lure Jarl Borg’s army into an ambush.
Athelstan the monk (George Blagden - Versailles ) is now a guest at the court of the King of Wessex (Linus Roache - ). We see the similarities between the two cultures – their systems of dispensing justice are similar, although the Viking culture may give preferential treatment to women. The Saxons take communion with red wine, while the Vikings use blood from a human sacrifice.
The King of Wessex (Linus Roache - ) appoints Athelstan the monk (George Blagden - Versailles ) to be keeper of the secret relics. These relics are from Pagan Rome, but the Monk is the only one who values them.
Our hero Ragnar Lothbrok (Travis Fimmel - Tarzan (2005) ) hosts a great feast in honour of Jarl Borg, who he must befriend again so that they will join forces and plunder Northumbria together. This is the idea of King Horik (Donal Logue – Gotham ), who is the one who broke the pact when he refused to sail with the Jarl. It seems that friendship is something King Donal uses when he sees the need. Certainly, he uses the woman from Nip/Tuck ... although she seems to have developed standards (admittedly, not very high ones).
Has Jarl Borg been forgiven? Is the eagle still in his future?
Jarl Borg is chained up, awaiting his punishment. King Horik (Donal Logue – Gotham ) has Ragnar Lothbrok (Travis Fimmel - Tarzan (2005) ) hold back on the execution – no pun intended. After all, they need a partner in the expedition to raid Wessex. But the King has doubts about Ragnar, and secretly consults the prisoner.
Floki marries his woman in a traditional Norse Pagan ceremony. As with the communion/human sacrifice of the previous episode, this scene is intercut with the Saxon’s Christian equivalent. Back in Wessex, the Royal Houses of Northumbria and Wessex have a marriage ceremony to cement their alliance.
The King of Wessex (Linus Roache - ), emboldened by his alliance with Northumbria, makes another alliance with the Princess of Mercia. She is the favourite to win the civil war there, and control over her will mean Wessex controls three of the main Saxon kingdoms. But she has an agenda of her own, and needs that the King cannot fulfil alone.
Lagertha the Shield Maiden ( Katheryn Winnick ) has a visitor while she takes a bath, but this scene lacks the nudity of the similar scene in Camelot . This highlights the strange lack of nudity in this show, which makes it tame even compared to BBC shows ( Rome springs to mind). Jessalynn Gilsig did more graphic sex scenes in Nip/Tuck, for example. However, last week’s execution was unbelievably gruesome and grotesque in comparison to the show’s relatively puritanical attitude towards sex.
The slave girl has finally come to take a liking to her besotted Master. This comes just as he and the other Vikings take to ship again. King Horik (Donal Logue – Gotham ) wants to raid Wessex again. His claims that the Saxon King betrayed them are unproven. After all, the men who attacked Athelstan were loyal to the Bishop, not the King. But will Ragnar Lothbrok (Travis Fimmel - Tarzan (2005) ) appreciate the distinction?
King Horik (Donal Logue – Gotham ) insists Ragnar Lothbrok (Travis Fimmel - Tarzan (2005) ) and his ex-wife Lagertha the Shield Maiden ( Katheryn Winnick ) lead their armies into battle with him. Unfortunately the King of Wessex (Linus Roache - ) has studied the strategies of Caesar, as translated from the Latin by Athelstan (George Blagden - Versailles ). This, combined with reinforcements from Northumbria, means the Norsemen will be in for the fight of their lives.
Ragnar is worried that his son will die in the battle. But he forgets that he has other loved ones in peril - his brother Rollo (Clive Standen - Camelot ) and his ex-wife Lagertha the Shield Maiden ( Katheryn Winnick ), to start with.
The King of Wessex has his eyes on the prize with Mercia in turmoil. He is happy to give the Norsemen peace at a good price. But will King Horik keep the peace treaty?
Ragnar’s wife Lagertha the Shield Maiden ( Katheryn Winnick ) gives the slave-girl her freedom. She wants to be a shield-maiden, like her boyfriend’s mother.
King Horik (Donal Logue – Gotham ) finally makes his move against Ragnar. However, his plan relies on two of Ragnar’s inner circle both betraying their leader. There seems to be a fatal flaw in this plan.
Bjorn has to come to terms with the fact that his girlfriend is no longer a slave. Worse, she wants to be a shield-maiden like his mother.
Lagertha the Shield Maiden ( Katheryn Winnick ) still rules her own Jarldom, Hedeby. She has a lot of suitors who want to marry her, although she has her heart set on a young man who plays hard to get.
Ragnar Lothbrok (Travis Fimmel - Tarzan (2005) ) wants to sail back to Wessex as soon as winter ends. He and all his men have trouble with their wives, and seek to escape back to the safety of the front line. All except Ragnar's eldest son, whose woman has become a shield maiden and joined the voyage.
The King of Wessex (Linus Roache - ) is happy to see them. After all, he needs them as mercenaries to fight a proxy war against Mercia. But more than that, he is quite taken with Lagertha.
Ragnar and his men join the Princess of Mercia. They sail upriver to where her uncle the usurper is camped. Yes, the episode gets kick-started with a great battle scene.
Ragnar Lothbrok (Travis Fimmel - Tarzan (2005) ) and his army feast and celebrate their victory. However, the job is only half done. They need to face the Princess's brother and his army.
The King of Wessex (Linus Roache - ) has accompanied Lagertha the Shield Maiden ( Katheryn Winnick ) and Athelstan the monk (George Blagden - Versailles ) to their new farm-land. He gives Lagertha gifts, both personal and extravagant.
Back in Kattegut, Siggy ( Jessalyn Gilsig ) and the wives of the other two main characters have the same dreams. This alone would be a sign of magic, but the dreams themselves are of a surreal, prophetic nature. Then a stranger (Kevin Durand - The Strain ) wanders into the village.
Ragnar Lothbrok (Travis Fimmel - Tarzan (2005) ) and his army close in on the Mercian rebels. One of his men has a death wish, and risks his own life in a suicidal manoeuvre.
The King of Wessex (Linus Roache - ) invites Lagertha the Shield Maiden ( Katheryn Winnick ) and Athelstan the monk (George Blagden - Versailles ) to join him in his Roman-style bath. Things go well for the Royal couple, but the monk and the Princess have some unlawful sexual tension. Worse, the Saxon noblemen are unhappy about allowing Pagans to live in an Xian country.
Back in Kattegut, Siggy ( Jessalyn Gilsig ) and the wives of the other two main characters have suspicions about the stranger (Kevin Durand - The Strain ). He tells tall tales about his amazing exploits, which bear a strange resemblance to the legends of Thor. Is he a sorcerous entity, or just a wanderer who likes to seduce lonely housewives?
Everyone seems to be getting a lot of sex this episode, and not with the person they are married to.
The victorious army returns home to Wessex. Ragnar's son survived the battle unscathed, but the boy's girlfriend - the wannabe shield maiden - got smashed in the face. She is still alive, but she will never be as pretty as she used to be.
The King of Wessex (Linus Roache - ) invites Lagertha the Shield Maiden ( Katheryn Winnick ) and Athelstan the monk (George Blagden - Versailles ) to stay with him. However, they both turn him down. Lagertha confesses that she finds him fulfilling but selfish. Likewise, Ragnar Lothbrok (Travis Fimmel - Tarzan (2005) ) seems to distrust his ally. This seems quite unfair. After all, he has always been true to his word and is smart enough to realise that double-crossing Ragnar would be a very bad move.
Ragnar Lothbrok (Travis Fimmel - Tarzan (2005) ) returns home with his crew. Rollo (Clive Standen - Camelot ) and his nephew have both lost their wives - one to death and the other to disfigurement. They take their frustrations out in a fist-fight.
The King of Wessex (Linus Roache - ) orders his son to take an army and protect the norse settlement. Unfortunately the Prince has just discovered his wife was unfaithful. The last time he saw her flirting was with Rollo, and although Rollo was with the army the whole time the Prince assumes the worst. As if to start a tradition, the Prince marks the territory for the Xians by burning a large wooden cross.
This is set many months after the previous episode. A couple of babies are born. One is Ragnar's grandson, while the other is the son of the Princess of Wessex.
Ragnar Lothbrok (Travis Fimmel - Tarzan (2005) ) discovers the fate of the settlement in Wessex. However, his main priority is now to plan the attack on Paris. He is even willing to make a deal with former enemies, such as the Jarl who usurped Lagertha ( Katheryn Winnick ).
Athelstan the monk (George Blagden - Versailles ) has a vision that he believes was sent by his god. Likewise, Floki the Pagan has a vision.
Athelstan the monk has gone from the line-up. This may be because the actor George Blagden has now gone to a better place. Versailles , in fact, where he is King Louis XIV.
Ragnar Lothbrok (Travis Fimmel - Tarzan (2005) ) has forgotten all about the Saxons and his expeditions to England. Instead he has led his forces up the river Seinne and besieged Paris itself. However, he has not forgotten about Athelstan's fate. He puts Floki in charge of the big assault, which may be a case of giving him enough rope to hang himself. After all, the allies are at each others' throats so Floki has his own side to worry about as well as the Parisians.
The King of Wessex (Linus Roache - ) has his own problems. The Princess of Mercia, now its Queen, decides to break her promises to him. Naturally he sends his son to sort her out. After all, if she kills the son then he would have an excuse to invade ... and he would get to comfort his grieving daughter-in-law.
Floki leads the big assault on Paris. As an expert boat-builder, he has designed floating siege towers. Of course, he believes the gods are on his side because of the sacrifice he gave them. However, the Parisians hide behind their religious icons.
Meanwhile, Lagertha the Shield Maiden ( Katheryn Winnick ) leads the assault on the main gates. She and the senior leaders have a massive protective shield, but the rank-and-file vikings are at the mercy of the crossbowmen.
After the massive battle scene, we get some soap opera scenes of the wives. The Shield Maiden has mixed feelings about the usurper, and the scar-faced one wants to entrust her child to the cheater.
The vikings try another assault on Paris. Last time they made a full-frontal attack in broad daylight, and they split their forces between two different targets. This time they go stealthily at night, and focus all their attention on one access point.
King Ragnar Lothbrok (Travis Fimmel - Tarzan (2005) ) delegates the fighting to his senior commanders, but manages to handle the negotiations single-handedly. He thinks he is dying, although nobody else in the camp shows any sign of illness, and he wants to be baptised as an Xian.
Back in Kattegatt, the rivalry between the two religions reaches a new level. An Xian missionary has come to town, and preached that the Asgardians are false gods. He is so eager to prove that Jesus is magic that he is willing to accept trial by ordeal.
A month after the negotiations, the vikings are still camped on the banks of the Seinne. Ragnar Lothbrok (Travis Fimmel - Tarzan (2005) ) is on his death-bed, and requests an Xian burial. The Franks can hardly refuse him. After all, he is a King - and an Xian King at that!
The Parisians are quite impressed with Rollo (Clive Standen - Camelot ), a great warrior who led from the front while Ragnar was on his sick-bed. As a result they offer him an alliance.
Ragnar Lothbrok (Travis Fimmel - Tarzan (2005) ) is on his sickbed. His sudden recovery in the previous episode has been followed by a mysterious relapse.
Floki gets arrested by Bjorn for the murder of Athelstan. This forces Ragnar to take public action.
Meanwhile, Lagertha the Shield Maiden ( Katheryn Winnick ) joins her usurper-cum-lover Kalf, and returned to her old Jarldom. She still has enemies there, who backed Kalf in his takeover. However, now that Kalf is getting laid he is willing to do without his former allies. He may later come to regret this.
Rollo (Clive Standen - Camelot ) accepts marriage to the Parisian Princess. However, she is strangely reluctant to accept the agreement. Worse, the translator decides to quit his job. He would rather be a penniless wanderer than manservant to a newly-minted Frankish nobleman. And Rollo's Norse warriors are also grumbling about the situation. They do not want to defend Paris against Ragnar's forces.
Bjorn's wife went walk-about in the previous season. Now he does the same thing. Floki does likewise, and goes on the run.
In Wessex, the King of Wessex (Linus Roache - ) gets word that his ally the Queen of Mercia has been usurped. A council of her nobles has refused to pay tribute to Wessex. Unfortunately Wessex needs all the taxes and tribute it can get, in order to keep a permanent standing army. Not just for internal repression and tax-gathering, but to defend the country from the vengeance of Ragnar and his horde.
King Uther sends his son away to rescue the Queen. It is an obvious trap, but the Prince points out that not everyone is a machiavellian schemer. This leads on to a lot of female empowerment. The imprisoned Queen gets a brutal girl-fight, while the Prince's wife becomes the first woman in Wessex to get a hobby as a painter.
In Paris, Rollo (Clive Standen - Camelot ) shows Count Odo his plans to defend Paris. They are the same as Tyrion's plan in Game of Thrones for the Battle of the Blackwater, albeit without the wildfire. Ragnar even used the phrase Winter is coming. Yes, this Season is heavily copying GOT. Meanwhile, Odo's mistress is plotting with his sidekick.
Floki the boat-builder endures his punishment, courtesy of Ragnar Lothbrok (Travis Fimmel - Tarzan (2005) ). Everyone else appears to be getting a lot of sex. Apparently in the viking era, the preferred position was cowgirl. Yes, in keeping with the theme of female empowerment in both sex scenes the woman is on top.
Ragnar's eldest son, Bjorn, has decided to live in a remote log cabin. He spends his days setting spring-activated cast-iron bear-traps. Where he gets them from is not explained. However, when an actual bear appears he takes it on with his axe and dagger. In the spirit of the show's magical realism, this could be an actual bear of a shape-shifting berserker hired to assassinate him.
There is another piece of magic realism here. The spirit of Athelstan (George Blagden) returns from France where he was playing Louis XVI in Versailles. He appears in the dream of Ragnar, and of the King of Wessex (Linus Roache - ).
The Court of Wessex is also filled with people getting a lot of sex. The King takes his daughter-in-law as a mistress again, although with the theme of female empowerment she orders him to accept her as an equal. This being despite the fact that he is a monarch and she is basically arm-candy. Meanwhile the Prince has the pleasure of the Queen of Mercia. Ironically, Wessex's foster-son is Alfred the Saxon while the heir to Mercia is the son of Ragnar the Viking. Those who know English history will realise that they will one day war against each other.
Rollo (Clive Standen - Camelot ) finds that he is about to get divorced. After all, his marriage was never consumated. However, the previous episode's French leasons were not in vain. It seems that for all the terrible things the Parisian Princess said, the only actual problem she had was the language barrier.
The King of Wessex (Linus Roache - ) hosts his fellow monarchs - the King of Northumbria and the Queen of Mercia.
Ragnar's home gets an unexpected visitor. It seems he has an unexpected rival for the throne.
The Vikings prepare for their next raid on Paris. Lagertha the Shield Maiden ( Katheryn Winnick ) is busy training her army of shield maidens. She reveals that she is pregnant by her usurper, Jarl Kalf. They arrange to have a marriage ceremony. However, this show owes a lot to Game of Thrones . Will there be another red wedding?
Ragnar Lothbrok (Travis Fimmel - Tarzan (2005) ) spends his spare time with the Chinese girl. She has gotten him addicted to opium.
The Vikings set sail with a massive armada. Just like always, there is a big storm and they get seperated. Only the three main ships, with the main stars, find each other. One has Ragnar Lothbrok (Travis Fimmel - Tarzan (2005) ) and the Chinese girl. One has Lagertha the Shield Maiden ( Katheryn Winnick ) and the son of King Horik. And the final one has the new rival for Ragnar's throne. Floki goes with the rival, who shares his hatred for the Xians.
Back at Kattegatt, Ragnar's wife is visited by the stranger (Kevin Durand - The Strain ). Strangely, Durand is not credited as a guest star - although George Blagden (Athelstan) is, even though he does not appear in the episode.
The King of Wessex (Linus Roache - ) sends young Alfred on a pilgrimage to Rome to meet the Pope. They may go via Paris, although this would not be a good idea.
Ragnar Lothbrok (Travis Fimmel - Tarzan (2005) ) takes his ships up the river Seinne towards Paris. They arrive at the French first line of defence - a pair of towers on alternate sides of the river. Lagertha the Shield Maiden ( Katheryn Winnick ) leads an assault on one of the towers from the landward side, while Ragnar lets Floki's friends lead the river attack.
Ragnar's assumption is that the towers are merely archery platforms. He knows the French are reliant on their crossbows, and since his Vikings have shields to protect them from anti-personnel projectiles he thinks there will be minimal risk involved. However, he forgets that Rollo (Clive Standen - Camelot ) is in charge of the defences. Not only does Rollo know all Ragnar's tactics, he has also had a year to prepare the defences. Ragnar has never seen Game of Thrones , so he has no idea about Tyrion's tactics at the Battle of the Blackwater. Also, he forgets that the French have cavalry and can thus attack the unprotected baggage camp.
There is another issue. Ragnar's secret opium addiction has started to unhinge him. His eldest son Bjorn realises that something is wrong, but has no idea of how bad the situation really is. The whole invasion is being run by a man whose mental health is on the way out. Worst of all is the fact that nobody else has a better plan. Lagertha and the rival both volunteer to lead full-frontal assaults.
Back at Kattegatt, the stranger (Kevin Durand - The Strain ) befriends all the lonely housewives.
The King of Wessex (Linus Roache - ) leads his army into Mercia. However, he has other plans than to just hand it over to the fratricidal Queen.
Count Odo has ambitions for the throne of France. Unfortunately his mistress is sister/lover of his envious minion, Roland, who has ambitions to replace Odo. Perhaps Roland would be better off merely letting Odo take the throne. After all, if either of the men above him were removed he would automatically get promoted anyway.
Ragnar Lothbrok (Travis Fimmel - Tarzan (2005) ) takes his ships down the river Seinne, away from the city of Paris. However, he is not in in full retreat. Instead he has a plan, to outflank the defensive towers. Is Floki a good enough engineer to build cranes that can lift the longships?
Back at Kattegatt, the stranger (Kevin Durand - The Strain ) is still busy with all the lonely housewives. The Queen, Ragnar's wife, is beset with jealousy. She does not bother to look after her own children, never mind the daughter of Ragnar's eldest son Bjorn.
The King of Wessex (Linus Roache - ) is now also King of Mercia. He has to break the news to the fratricidal former Queen. Whose side will his mistress/daughter-in-law take?
Count Odo is still besotted with his mistress. Unfortunately she, and his position and power, are envied by his ambitious minion, Roland.
The Chinese slave-girl is running out of opium. How long will she remain in Ragnar's favour when she is no longer of use to him?
Ragnar Lothbrok (Travis Fimmel - Tarzan (2005) ) takes his ships AROUND the towers on the landward side, up the river Seinne towards Paris. They use a road of logs covered in grease, and put the longships in wooden cradles so they do not overturn. Presumably Floki is the one who engineered this. Ragnar must have been thinking a few steps ahead when he saved Floki from drowning a couple of episodes ago.
Lagertha the Shield Maiden ( Katheryn Winnick ) helps pull the ships, not inspite of being pregnant but because of it. The soothsayer once prophesised that she would not have another child, and she seems intent on making it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
The rival and his brother lead a group of warriors to loot and pillage the nearby farms. After all, they do not have any provisions for the campaign so they must forage. However, they do not bother to enslave the peasants and make them pull the ship.
Alfred, his step-father and their priest arrive at Rome. The Pope is unhappy to hear that Rollo (Clive Standen - Camelot ) has been given land in France.
Roland is rewarded for his attack on the unprotected Viking baggage camp. He is made Count, and put in charge of the city's defences. Presumably Count Odo has lost more than just his title. Rollo is not fussed that a potential rival has been promoted. However, his wife points out the complexities of French politics. She also informs him that he will not be getting sex for the next year or so because she is pregnant with his child.
King Horik's son intends to kill Bjorn. However, rather than do it in battle and make it look like the Franks did it, he wants to do it in the camp surrounded by other Vikings.
Ragnar is running out of opium, and starts to suffer withdrawal symptoms. All he cares about is getting Rollo back, or getting back at Rollo.
Ragnar Lothbrok (Travis Fimmel - Tarzan (2005) ) uses his handful of longboats to push some massive barges, which are loaded with the bulk of his army. These barges are basically massive lumbering targets that any smart defensive commander would use his artillery on. The French used mobile trebuchets a few episodes back, and they would be ideal to use against such slow-moving targets.
Rollo (Clive Standen - Camelot ) leads the French, who have built their own longships. His plan is basically a full frontal assault, rather than targeting the Viking ships and leaving the barges. After all, the barges have no power and will drift until the French can set them aflame.
A decade later, Ragnar is long gone and his sons now rule Kattegatt between them.
Ragnar Lothbrok (Travis Fimmel - Tarzan (2005) ) is back in Kattegatt, eager to raise an army to invade France again. Unfortunately the locals know that he covered up the massacre in Wessex. They have lost their faith in him, so he must buy it back.
Ivar the Boneless wants to come on his father's raid. However, the others do not think he is capable of it.
Ragnar Lothbrok (Travis Fimmel - Tarzan (2005) ) and Ivar the Boneless have been shipwrecked on the coast of Wessex. Some others have also survived, but they grumble and blame Ragnar for everything. Normally this ends in some kind of betrayal.
The King of Wessex is informed that, after many years, the Vikings are back. Somehow the Saxons know that Ragnar himself is among them.
Ragnar's eldest son and most of the others sail to Normandy. They meet with Uncle Rollo, and seek his permission to sail along his coast until they reach the Mediterranean. However, he has other plans for them.
With Ragnar and most of his sons away, Ragnar's wife the seeress is in charge of Kattegatt. His ex-wife, Lagertha, plots to invade and conquer it for herself.
Ragnar's sons need an army so they can take revenge on the Saxon Kings. To do this, they need Lagertha ( Katheryn Winnick ) and her shield-maidens on their side. However, they also want revenge on her for what she did to their mother.
Lagertha is fortifying Kattegatt, with the intent of making it a major trading hub. Some of the brothers' allies have plans of their own.
Jennie Jacques visits her family and warns them that Ragnar's sons will be on the warpath. However, the Saxons are typically overconfident. Back home, the King of Wessex tutors young Alfred.
The sons of Ragnar have assembled a mighty army so they can take their revenge on the Saxon Kings.
Lagertha ( Katheryn Winnick ) sticks to the old pagan ways. Since the fate of the Norse people rests on the invasion of England, the gods must be appeased with a human sacrifice.
The King of Wessex and his son finally have a heart-to-heart discussion. It has only taken them a few decades to get this far.
When the battle begins, the Saxons have cavalry while the Vikings only have infantry. This gives the Saxons a big advantage in mobility. The Norsemen have a secret advantage of their own, but it in no way negates the Saxons' mobility.
This show has moved down to the next generation. The sons of Ragnar Lothbrok have an army of four thousand vikings, and they march on Wessex to attack the King. While they do this, the young Alfred the Great offers to do battle against them.
Meanwhile, Lagertha ( Katheryn Winnick ) is in charge of Kattegatt. She even has plans for expansion, including a wooden model of what the eventual city will look like. After all, she spent long enough looking at Paris to get ideas. Unfortunately someone is trying to attack the place. Luckily the Shield Maidens are able to protect the marketplace. The invaders try a two-pronged assault, combining an all-out attack on the main wall with an amphibious assault on the docks. However, their warriors are cowardly fools and their leader is over-confident.
Ragnar's sons have a secret weapon in the invasion of Wessex. Ivar the Boneless may not be able to use his legs, but they just made him a horse-drawn chariot - the medieval equivalent of a motorised wheelchair. His disability may put him at a slight disadvantage, but his gods-given ability to plan more than makes up for it. Yes, he is the one who decides to use unconventional tactics.
The sons of Ragnar Lothbrok have united the Norsemen and gathered an army of Vikings. Now they have defeated two Saxon armies, and nothing can stand in their way. However, the brothers are not united in their desires.
The King of Wessex (Linus Roache - ) has a plan. He officially abdicates the throne in favour of his son, and stays behind in the empty palace while his entire capital is evacuated. You see, he has a cunning plan.